jump on the bandwagon before it rolls away

I am a story-teller.  And I want to tell your story.  Don't tell me you don't have one, because that's just not true.  You have a mother, don't you?  You were a child once.  Perhaps you grew up and married your childhood sweetheart.  Or you are about to get married to someone you met on an airplane.  Or you built your own cabin in the woods using only a hammer and your will to succeed.  Unless of course you live in the city, where you started your own restaurant or delivered mail for fifty years.  Maybe you started a band that is about to go on a tour of Europe.  Then again, perhaps you followed a band for a year or two.  Some of you may have fought for our country...or another country.  You have a story, and since you live and breath and eat and drink like everyone else on this planet, your story deserves to be told.

So here's the deal:  if you want to preserve your story, contact me.  The next two people who do so will receive a digital copy of their story at no charge.  Consider it a gift from me to mankind.  Help me figure out how to make this thing work, and receive something for almost nothing (just a small chunk of your time).